We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
If I date you,
I see myself marrying you.
I see myself building with you.
I see myself growing with you.
I don’t date just to pass time.
I’m dating you because I see potential in you.
When you get to the bottom of a really shitty post and you have to scroll back up like “who the Heck put this on my dash”
I’m a pyromaniac and I want this.
i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.